26 September 2012

In Case You Were Wondering

Misty, rain-swept hills in the morning
The winds persist in coming from the southwest.
The northeasterly winds have been delayed.
The weeks crawled by with many bleak mornings and unpromising evenings. Nights have stayed uncomfortably warm, whilst the passing of days did not portend any overdue change.
In the thick of this I finally sat for the Instrument Base Check after my Raya relief, mortified at how overcontroling I became when automation was disengaged. I am still such a probie on the 225.
The Terengganu Crude Oil Terminal at Paka underneath a storm cell
The haze has weakened, losing its battle against the sun who commanded coastal storms to temper the opaque scourge which we blame everyone else for and steer clear away from in case it recognises us as its forebear.
I think I am beginning to settle down into the cycles, of work and being off, of flying in haze and returning home in bad weather. This is an aircraft which really inspires confidence in my being able to make it home. I can just set up the Flight Management Computor and watch the blackened world of ferocious storm clouds outside my window make way for the Super Cougar as she weaves her way steadily to the finals approach, like it was to her, just another day at work, business as usual.
A derrick-laying barge sitting off Bekok A
Then after a while you get to notice that some weeks the planners are kind, alternating evenly between assigning you 0700H musters, 0930H and 1300H late mornings.
This week has been a healthy dose of 0700H musters, with split duties to remuster at 1300H for a second sector of flying. A 1300H muster means a departure time between 1445H and 1515H, with a late evening arrival.
Do oil rigs look like Roman lamps?
Somehow late evening arrivals make me crave for a hot cup of Indian tea. I am not a tea person. I am a coffee person. I dare say I would readily take it intravenously if it meant I got my caffeine fix, but I fear that I would screw the recent unrelenting spate of Drug And Alcohol (DNA-laughable tag isn't it?) Tests.
And so it was that this evening, on return from two and a half hours of flying from 1300H, I decided to revive myself with tea.
A rust-red oil tanker syphoning off from Floating Storage Offshore Puteri Dulang

Post-shutdown, walking back from the dispersal, I found the crew-room still crowded with the crew on standby from their 1400H return from offshore. They were busy chinwagging about the latest celebrity gossip, trying to decipher what on earth Pussy Riot consisted of, debating if felines were involved. I never got involved in any of this genre of discourse, falling miserly behind in my ability to provide suitable fodder for the masses.
I busied myself instead, with laying out the food from the rigs on the counter so that all could partake in the spoils of the day's skirmishes. There were four styrofoam packs comprising cakes and buns. I wasn't hungry. I savoured the heat of my self-stirred cham, flavoured rich with three tea bags.
The other captains reached into the packs, chewing away with the hunger that the interval between lunch and tea time evoked in them. Out of courtesy they left me two morsely cakes, since I was the last one home from offshore, and they returned home.
I myself nearly gave in.
Till my reaching hand paused short of the cake, my eyes noticing that no, dessicated coconut does not belong on a savoury cake of fried dough and anchovy sambal.
Closer inspection confirmed that what looked like dessicated coconut was the one thing, soldierly experience notwthstanding, that could make my stomach turn. Eggs. Please, no pictures, not even gleaned from a word search engine, okay?
That settles it. You would think otherwise, because you see rigs of all sorts above pristine waters, but:
There are flies and roaches and rats in offshore rig galleys.


  1. Yikesss... I can just imagine.
    Oh puleezzz, really? I just lost my appetite.. LOL.

  2. hmm...when i saw the rig, it remind me to mabuk laut! Huhu..

  3. Yo Angie, didn't mean to make yr tummy turn. But we are not exempt from gruesome encounters. May you be spared!!!!!!!

  4. Hi Lady Windsor!
    Sometimes even I kena the "mabuk free" when landing on barges in high sea states, not because of being dizzy but because it's hard to stay in good posture on a tossing deck. That's why the limitation for landing on a barge is below 3 degrees pitch and roll. You could topple a helicopter if the barge moves excessively!! Then they will say pilot mabuk pula....